drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE
#EVERYONE IS THE SAME RELIGION HERE SO YOU BETTER CONVERT MOTHERFUCKER
#jobs? what jobs?
never make someone a priority when they only make you an option.
Maybe I am maybelline
I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat