peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via dutchster)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via magicul)

queenquong:

kkiscraycray:

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

#EVERYONE IS THE SAME RELIGION HERE SO YOU BETTER CONVERT MOTHERFUCKER

#jobs? what jobs?

(Source: queencitysavior, via the-hobbit-in-the-tardis)

kaliforhnia:

never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. 

(via the-hobbit-in-the-tardis)

mid-heaven:

Alpaca godess

(via dutchster)

smittentomkitten:

rachylouis:

Seriously.

For serious.

(via dr-sweater-paws)

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

(Source: fingerblaster113, via dutchster)

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

image

#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via glasgow--smile)

bangmybagel:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(Source: y2kid, via caldesac)