speedwag:

remember when tumblr thought u could have infinite chocolate if u cut it at the right angle

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gay8:

wait bop it only goes to the next action if you actually do the one before it

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trouserweasel:

one of my favorite books to recommend people

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pizzaforpresident:

I can’t believe 420 and Friday the 13th are both on Halloween this year

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worstgrl:

ladies can i get a hell yeah

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theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

image

do i look like a liar?

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winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

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jadehariey:

aberrantkenosis:

gotta go fast

he went too fast

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